(Source: ebilflindas, via ericbaudour)

nickfuckface:

halloween2007:

drunkonfanfiction:

fedorathexplorer:

superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY

me: throws you into a locker

Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.

What is this

embarrassment incarnate

(via breakingbag)

Daddy

Daddy I love you

(Source: jameskirked, via christianmingle)

mvsclememory:

looking to impress a certain brony in your life?? look no further than this costume

s-p-o-0-k-y:

spells-of-life:

Salem Witch Museum; Salem, Massachusetts


Hey I live near here
significantmelancholy:

fish-fingers-and-fezzes:

lizardbirdthing:

qima:

This is a damn smooth gif.

Wow I can’t find the seam.Also magma’s pretty rad.

i want to touch it

I strongly advise you not to touch it

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

(via trust)

mitten:

in 7th grade i was sitting in math class and i got a random boner so ya know i tried to hide it with my hands and stuff but my teacher thought i was texting in class so she came over to me and reached into my lap for my phone which actually wasn’t there and she touched my boner and then just walked away

(Source: mitten, via mvsclememory)

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

(via mvsclememory)

(Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings, via iwillmindfuckyou)

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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